Funny things I can definitely relate to!

I received a forward today of "funnies" and had a good laugh while reading through them. I've picked my favorites to share with you today. Enjoy!

Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem...

MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

If Carmen SanDiego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably be completely invisible.

I hate leaving my house looking good and feeling confident and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this"?

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

I think everyone has a movie that they love so much it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone is laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it.

The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!

Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.